So far in this game
- Zucker literally almost died
- Vanek was injured OMGOMG (for like 5 minutes)
- we are outplaying them…
- and losing
- BECAUSE THAT’S HOW MN WILD HOCKEY GOES, FOLKS!
this is also for the—northface, who prompted with “learning what the other likes sexually”, and for torigates, who prompted with “slow dancing”. i’m not sure bump’n grind counts as the kind of slow dancing you were after, but it’s what you get :*
warnings for unprotected and (slightly) drunk sex, a lack of knowledge about tampa, and use of the phrase ‘likes his salad being tossed’. also we don’t have applebee’s here but their food sounds amazing.
Somehow, Jonny and Pat both end up in Tampa on vacation with their families. They even end up booking the same hotel—to be fair, they both booked the one they stay in during roadies, so it probably wasn’t a stretch that both of them were so lacking in creativity.
They stumble into each other coming to and from the lifts, Erica running into David and spinning off each other.
“Watch i—oh, David?” Erica snaps, her eyes wide. David’s holding his head, but starts laughing as soon as he spots the rest of the Kanes, ambling up to the lift that Jonny and his parents are spilling from.
“Stalk me, much?” Jonny rumbles. Pat punches him in the side but submits to be hugged, breathing in Jonny’s cologne and enjoying the feel of the hug a little too much.